Ah, Dickinson, North Dakota—a charming slice of America’s heartland, rich with history, community spirit, and, lately, an increased curiosity about my website.

To all the fine folks in Dickinson who have been stopping by misinformationsucks.com—including, but not limited to, the diligent legal minds tasked with keeping an eye on my updates—I just wanted to extend a warm, heartfelt welcome. It means so much to me that you’re taking the time to check in, sometimes multiple times a day.

I can only assume that, given the bustling energy of Dickinson, you’ve taken a break from the usual local attractions to enjoy my writing. And since you’re here so often, let’s take a moment to celebrate all the wonderful things one might do in Dickinson, North Dakota.

What’s There to Do in Dickinson?

1. Visit the Badlands Dinosaur Museum 🦖

Nothing quite says “I love history” like staring into the cold, fossilized gaze of a creature that went extinct due to forces beyond its control. Kind of like how outdated legal strategies eventually die out when confronted with unstoppable, modern tactics.

2. Stroll Through the Dickinson Museum Center 🏛️

A true gem, where visitors can explore artifacts from the past—just like how I enjoy sifting through financial records, legal documents, and questionable banking transactions to uncover long-forgotten truths.

3. Take in the Local Legal Culture ⚖️

Dickinson has a thriving legal community, full of brilliant attorneys, forward-thinking legal professionals, and, of course, those just doing their best to keep up. Some of them have even taken a particular interest in my website lately—how flattering!

4. Enjoy the Beautiful Prairie Views 🌾

Step outside and breathe in the fresh air, free from stress, worry, or concerns about pending regulatory filings, subpoenas, and bank fraud investigations. Just clear, open skies and the comforting realization that accountability always catches up eventually.

5. Grab a Coffee and Reflect ☕

Perhaps at one of Dickinson’s charming cafes, one might sit with a warm cup of coffee and think about life, choices, and the complex intersection of law, finance, and ethics. Maybe even ponder how quickly the tides can turn when information starts flowing in the right direction.

A Personal Message to My Visitors from Dickinson

I know that visiting the same website multiple times a day must be exhausting. But don’t worry—there will always be plenty more to read. In fact, I have some exciting upcoming posts that I think will be of particular interest to those who keep a very close eye on financial institutions and legal maneuvering.

So, to my newfound readers from Dickinson: Stay curious. Stay engaged. And keep checking back often—there’s always more to discover.

💡 Next up: A look at how legal strategies evolve in response to changing landscapes—both in law and in public perception.

Until next time,
Michael Kelman Portney
Editor, Publisher, and Curator of Truth & Accountability

🚨 P.S. If you’re ever in Great Falls, Montana, I’ll have a special welcome post for you all next. 😘